No Offense fellas ! i ain’t a fart-a-hollic though i have some occasional moments of peace ! LOL ! Anyway when i asked some of my friends about farting i had some funny answers:

@wickednik fart??? is smellY. quite effective if u hav 2 avoid sum pple. has strange sounds 2 it. if u fart in public u’ll b rmbrd.

@binauralchimera andrine???? wot??? LOL…k am a li’ll lost on thi #fart …r u serious on blogin bout da same! hahah

One thing i found common in both is that we never love to admit the very details behind it. Anyway i am not going to discuss the positives and negatives of farting in real sense or would love to form a club of people who enjoy to fart,though they say you could create energy of an atom bomb if you fart continuously for like 6 years and 9 months.Anyone up for the act to change our power problems ? LOL.

Anyway To ‘Fart your way’ out meant to simply realize that the solutions of all your problems lie within you,one simply have to fart it out ! Now you would be wondering why i used the word Fart Here ! To Fart is simply to ooze out that very part which is not required.LOL…i can’t believe i made that up now ! Anyway we always rank and rave about how Life is so mysterious and all those crap.but what we seldom realize is that all the power to unlock your Life lies within ourselves,we simply have to Fart it Out !(i mean that fellas).

Ok,Here are some directions you could use to make the ‘Farting’ Process easier. Everyone has dreams and aspirations about their lives,but they eventually die off due to lack of our commitment towards them. Thats’s where we need to begin,get committed to yourself and to your dreams(better than getting committed to your girlfriend u c … LOL). If we are strongly committed to our dreams we surely can fight through the troubled times. For making this commitment strong you need to Fart it out..Real Hard ! Trust Me !

Some pointers to that:

1.Shout-it-Out: shout out your dreams and aspirations to the world,people might think you’re crazy but trust me if you need to excel in this world,craziness comes lot handy !

2.Write-it-Down:you also need to write down your dreams with concrete specifications on when,where and how ! Write down your tasks involved to get there ! and stick these on you walls where you could see it everyday !

Very two Simple Steps ! so you Fart now ? Lol…These two steps will ensure that your sub-conscious mind gets the message clear.These might appear very silly,but try a very simple task and you will understand.Writing down the tasks involved to reach your dream is also important since even a small tasks accomplished will make the rest ones look so near.

Find your Dreams and simply Follow them ! God Bless !

Originally posted 2009-12-10 02:35:42. Republished by Blog Post Promoter