If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months

and 6 days you would have

produced enough sound energy to

heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and

9 months,enough gas is produced to

create the energy of an

atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it !)

(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days

without its head before it starves to

death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against awall uses 150

calories an hour

(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot

copulate while its head is attached to

its body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the

male’s head off.

(Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its

body length. It’s like a human jumping

the length of a football field.

(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

Thecatfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my nextlife…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is

the tongue.(Hmmmmmm……)

Right-handed people live on average,none

years longer than left-handed people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the

difference?)

Elephants are the only animals

that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat’s urine glows under a

black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?

)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger

(Iknow some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed

(Ifthey switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the

only species that have

sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts and

send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, share it

to everyone !

Originally posted 2010-01-01 21:32:48. Republished by Blog Post Promoter